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DOLFIE KLAUS

Dolfie Klaus likes the sixties, guitars, beers and sluts

He often tries to scoop up dirties and slam some butts

Mostly evenin’ he’s too drowned, he waves at a fish

He doesn’t recognize either a gal of a chick or a bish

 

Jeez ! Enough ! Jeez ! Enough ! Enough is enough !

 

DK tried it on with my wife, but she shot him down

So he tried it on with my sister, but she kicked this clown

Then he tried it on with my neighbor, she said she’d rather clean a john

He said : “I don’t know your John, but let me introduce my johnson”

 

Jeez ! Enough ! Jeez ! Enough ! Enough is enough !

 

Dolfie Klaus, I’m sick of you

Yer blue bells tales make me feel so blue

You, Duffy Gross, I’m tired of you

Dickhead, you’re as welcome as the flu

 

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